My boyfriend was very rich
My boyfriend called and said he was going to the jungle with the Colombian police to arrest the guerilla and forfeit their cocaine. Forfeit their cocaine? WOW! Is there any chance you can steal some and sneak away so that we can make it a business, I asked. BIG MONEY!! I want a rich boyfriend to afford my dream life of being a high maintenance girl, I don't give a damn if he's a drugs dealer or not. The more drugs he grows the better.He sent a photo reporting he had successfully snatched a few packs of cocaine and would smuggle them to me in a few days. The boxes he was sitting on worth more than 4 million HK dollars. I'm getting rich you know and going to set up my own triad and gangster corporation. Interested parties please leave your contact details here.
P.S. I brushed his face in apple/heart shape to protect him from the police, you know. What's more, my psychologist encourages me to do more drawings which can help cure my schizophrenia. She said I've reached a critical stage that I always make up stories and tell people that I have a very rich drugs dealer boyfriend. She said in fact my boyfriend is a poor journalist. Is it the truth?
Mr. apple face
posted by May @ 9:32 PM
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